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Generate Your Own "VH1: Behind the Music Special" -- Why wait until you're bankrupt and alone? by MilesToGo13
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You rose to stardom...in the punk circuit between New York, Boston and D.C., where even your peers gave you an extra measure of respect for managing to work the words hate, pain, stomp, and Oi into every single one of your songs (and most of your song titles) at least five times.
Your first big break came in the form of...a record company scout discovering that you actually had talent, causing a vague memory to tug at his mind. After having his interns do some research, he discovered that this "talent" thing had actually been a determining factor in who got signed back in the '60s and certain parts of the early '90s, prompting him to go ahead and sign you for the novelty factor.
Your career reached an all-time high after...ten different sex tapes emerged, each showing you with a different ultra-hot star/starlet, and with the time-stamp on each tape bearing the same date for some reason...
Your recreational activity of choice on tour was..emptying your bus's sewage tank while going over bridges, then quickly unrolling the banners along your vehicle's sides which read "We are most definitely the Dave Matthews Band."
But then, tragedy struck, when...after consuming what can only be described as a heroic dose of meth, heroin, and X before a show, your lead guitarist actually explodes at the height of his most intense solo.
You were crushed, filling your days with...phone calls to your old roadies, trying not to sound too hurt when they tell you how much fun they're having with their new bands. Because you're happy for them, all you wanted was for them to be happy, right?
But then, your savior came along in the form of...storyofagirlx
These days, you spend most of your time...hopping from reality television show to reality television show and praying someone will recognize your desperate cry for help before you reach The Real Gilligan's Island.
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Ik houd van u? i dont know go figure

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[info]porcelian

January 24 2006, 01:43:22 UTC 6 years ago

well that worked out quite well ;)

saw you on the add me community and after reading a few entries... you have entertained me to no end. (not to demerit any of your recent pains..no!)

so hi, i'm adding you. name is felicia. :)

[info]elspudo

January 24 2006, 12:57:25 UTC 6 years ago

omg they didnt work i spent hours on them ugh typical
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